BRITannica Resigned

Dearest B fans,
I'm sorry to say that today is my last day with Britney.com. Some horrid person chose to reveal my identity last night. Seeing as the truth is out, I can no longer bring you exclusive updates and exciting Britney news. It simply would not be the same, now that you know I'm an old, rather large man who sits behind a desk all day obsessing over Britney. I was going to tell you what the new Britney single is and everything, but I am now forbidden to do so. I'm sorry. It's been a pleasure. For one last, final time...
xx♥
BRITannica

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